Feel Good inc.

I apologized to and re-established contact with a friend today I had broken off with some six to eight months ago. Was hard but it feels great. Some people are worth it.

Since I borrow the title from Gorillaz, here is the song, no lyrical/interpretative relation, it's just a good song

The Tandoori Chicken Fiasco

Some things are jinxed from inception ... and I have evidence to prove it! Some months ago, I tried my hand at making tandoori chicken, and the results where quite encouraging, as per the evidence below:



So encouraged by the initial success, I set out to make tandoori chicken again with results that stand solemn testament to murphy's law, i.e. anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

Given my 'living out of the freezer lifestyle', I put the chicken into the fridge for defrosting, generally it takes full 24 hours to completely thaw, which is good enough, except that events chose to unfold themselves in a way that kept me away from my thawing/thawed chicken an entire 48 hours.

Not discouraged, I ploughed on, finding the time after midnight to make the marinade, all ground and crushed and mixed and whisked, and the powers-that-be dealt a bad hand, literally, resulting in me dropping the entire bowl, hence immediately dispatching the marinade to the trash bin. half an hour and 2nd batch of marinade later, I was able to put the chicken in it, and stuff it in the fridge to cook the next day.

And the higher powers chose to keep me away from the chicken another 36 hours! So today being the weekend, I happily put the chicken on to the hob, all excited about the opportunity to eat it, and then I absolutely forget about it! Only to remember when all the creamy tandoori masala was burnt to cinder {read: over exaggeration for the sake of emphasis} however the chicken proved to be as determined as me ... and survives fully, albeit it is half the chicken it could have been with the masala. But the chicken and I refuse to be daunted, and judging by the aroma wafting through my house, I assume it will still taste great!

The Fiasco will not be photographed

This is to beating the powers that choose to jinx our endeavours! *clink*

Salvation Delayed --- oh and end of the year!

So the salvation counter has been extended ... from 15th December 2008 to 15th January 2009. There's hope though! for salvation that is!

This post is coming two weeks too late ... and I've forgotten like 99% of the stuff I was going to write about. Anyway today is the last day of the year 2008. And this post is also to hail the new year in ... Happy New Year all!

Of Crabs and Sunsets

Brought to you by a cell phone camera in the absence of a real one. Taken during separate visits to seaview Karachi and sandspit Karachi. As always, clickit to bigit in a separate window.

At Sandspit Karachi: Camels, sunset, wet sand and the setting sun reflecting off it

At seaview Karachi: The slightly reddish spots are the crabs. Always makes me wonder how these survive in the ultra-polluted water

Awesomeness Comes in 167 Pieces!

Of the things I got my hands on when I hadn't even learnt to walk, these were and still are the two of the most precious:



Legoland 6040: "The Blacksmith Forge"
Year: 1984 (that makes it older than me!)
89 pieces, 2 figures

This was an awesome little set. Though small in size it had not one, not two but FOUR alternate models!



I absolutely loved the magical red beams and pillars that made a castle's grand entrance or a blacksmith's kiln depending on how you put them together! I still have the set, though I admit with a few pieces misssing.




Legoland 6688: "Ambulance"
Year: 1985
68 pieces, 2 figures

I was absolutely awed by the colored translucent plastic lights and the rear hatch that moved. Sadly the same story I have the set but the lights are all gone, so are few other pieces.

Despite the never ending infatuation, those were the last LEGO models I called my own and had the luxury of owning, playing with, and growing up with .... until now!

Enters the:

8142 Ferrari 248 1:24
Year: 2007
167 pieces, 1 figure

TOTAL AWESOMENESS!

front of the box

back of the box

The finished model: vs. the box for scale

Some more goodness

The finished model: vs. my 'biggish' Dell Latitude D630 for Scale

Complete with the trappings of a Ferrari F1 Racer

The laptop appears to be a fitting place to park

Oh almost forgot, it comes with a windup motor, so it runs too! Just pull it back as far as it will go and then let it loose!

as always, click on the pictures to enlarge in a seperate window

Documented for Posterity

The best chussis are utter accidents ... and I solemnly believe that they should be documented! Here's an exchange, which took place on facebook, as always after 3am in the morning.

For those who don't understand Urdu, I've translated into English at the end of the post ... though that DOES take away the essence of it

What is a 'Chussi' you ask me?
Here is a wiki entry by one of the masters himself!

Without further ado ...


Ali is looking for some good spacious backpack. 1:39am - 23 Comments

Wajiha Said at 2:47am October 17

why? you wanna fit a body in it?

Adeel Rizvi at 2:50am October 17

no just himself :P

Wajiha Said at 2:52am October 17

phir tau normal size ka bhi chalay ga! -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 2:53am October 17

normal kyun? saath kuch aur bhi dalna hai? small sahi hai

Wajiha Said at 2:54am October 17

haan kya pata saath koi takiya hilaaf rakhna ho? sardi na lagay na!

Adeel Rizvi at 2:55am October 17

lol haan phir sahi hai. warna tao wallet seh bhi kaam chalaya ja sakta tha

Wajiha Said at 2:56am October 17

nahin wallet se nahin chal sakta! phir 5 rupay ka sikka kahan aaye ga! abhi note milna nahin shuru huay! state bank nikamma jo hai!

Mohsin Attaur Rehman at 2:58am October 17

becharay ne ek backpack lena tha .. sirf ek backpack :O

Adeel Rizvi at 3:02am October 17

haan so we are helping him decide ^_^

Wajiha Said at 3:03am October 17

yup yup -_-

Ali Mohsin at 3:18am October 17

@wajiha and rizvi:
mein saath mein aik dual-sim mobile pe le raha hun... sims tou hain nahin mere pass... tum donon ne fit hona hai uss mein?? :0

qasam se kitne wailay log ho!!! :P

Wajiha Said at 3:20am October 17

hum aa tau jayen par tumhara dual sim mobile nahin chalnay wala phir ... will be permanently corrupted -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 3:20am October 17

Ali Mohsin ghussa kar gaya hai. gandi chussiyon peh utar aya hai :P

Wajiha Said at 3:21am October 17

well yeh konsa kabhi achi chussiyon pe charha tha jo ab gandi chussion pe utray ga?

Adeel Rizvi at 3:23am October 17

lol true!

Ali Mohsin at 3:43am October 17

yeah for sure corrupt ho jaye ga... i forgot sim's slot mightl be a lil bigger for u ppl :P
and thanks for explaining me this inverted-bell-shape graph of chussi-meter!
3:45am!! and tomorrow... rather today is a working day :S

Adeel Tassawur at 11:56am October 17

sala aik backpack...aik backpack insaan ko ali-mohsin bana deta hai :P

Wajiha Said at 12:19pm October 17

Allah insaan ka maghphirat farmaye -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 12:25pm October 17

meaning Allah kuch bhi banay lakin Ali Mohsin na banay?

Wajiha Said at 12:28pm October 17

open to interpretation

Ali Mohsin at 4:31pm October 17

eyaar mutt preshaan ho iss baat per... :P
aik mein ne backpack ka lena hai... duniya tension mein aa gayee hai :|

Adeel Tassawur at 4:50pm October 17

i heard this would be the topic of next Obama /McCain debate

Wajiha Said at 12:30am October 18

what? optimum size of a backpack for Ali Mohsin? weren't they already researching it at CERN? pata hai tabhi tau large hadron collider kharab hua hai! they gave it this problem! a little too much for the machine's capacity!

Translation

Ali is looking for some good spacious backpack. 1:39am - 23 Comments

Wajiha Said at 2:47am October 17

why? you wanna fit a body in it?

Adeel Rizvi at 2:50am October 17

no just himself :P

Wajiha Said at 2:52am October 17

in that case a normal sized one will work too! -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 2:53am October 17

Why normal? Does he need to put something else in it as well? small would be better

Wajiha Said at 2:54am October 17
Yea what if he wants to keep a pillow or quilt etc as well? We don't want him to catch a cold!

Adeel Rizvi at 2:55am October 17

lol then its okay. Otherwise a wallet could have made do as well

Wajiha Said at 2:56am October 17

No a wallet wouldn't have worked! Where would the 5 rupee coin fit then? The new bank notes aren't available yet cuz state bank is useless!

Mohsin Attaur Rehman at 2:58am October 17

The poor guy only wanted to get a backpack ... just a backpack :O

Adeel Rizvi at 3:02am October 17

yea so we are helping him decide ^_^

Wajiha Said at 3:03am October 17

yup yup -_-

Ali Mohsin at 3:18am October 17

@wajiha and rizvi:
I'm also getting a dual-sim mobile ... I don't have sims ... but do you guys want to fit in it instead?? :0

Honestly how free are you!!! :P

Wajiha Said at 3:20am October 17
We don't mind coming but then your dual sim mobile is not going to work ... will be permanently corrupted -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 3:20am October 17
Ali Mohsin has gotten pissed off. Has come down to bad chussis :P

Wajiha Said at 3:21am October 17
Well as if he ever managed to move up to good chussis that he'd come down to bad chussis now?

Adeel Rizvi at 3:23am October 17

lol true!

Ali Mohsin at 3:43am October 17

yeah for sure it will be corruped ... i forgot sim's slot might be a lil bigger for u ppl :P
and thanks for explaining me this inverted-bell-shape graph of chussi-meter!
3:45am!! and tomorrow... rather today is a working day :S

Adeel Tassawur at 11:56am October 17

one damn backpack ... one backpack makes ali-mohsin out of a man :P

Wajiha Said at 12:19pm October 17

May god forgive the man -_-

Adeel Rizvi at 12:25pm October 17

meaning god creates you anything but Ali Mohsin?

Wajiha Said at 12:28pm October 17

open to interpretation

Ali Mohsin at 4:31pm October 17

buddy don't be stressed out over this ... :P
i just needed to get a backpack ... the entire world is in tension :|

Adeel Tassawur at 4:50pm October 17

i heard this would be the topic of next Obama /McCain debate

Wajiha Said at 12:30am October 18

what? optimum size of a backpack for Ali Mohsin? weren't they already researching it at CERN?
you know that is why the large hardon collider is not working! they gave it this problem! a little too much for the machine's capacity!

Silently we Creep ...

... towards the number 3000 and beyond!

(click to enlarge)

Rappy Crappy

Since I have started to post chats that stand solemn testament to the insanity of people who stay awake at night at ungodly hours, here is an excerpt from a recent one with Raptor. Raptor a.k.a. Ali Ibraheem Rashid, drama queen, king of absurdity and procrastination, an accomplished chussar and a phenomenon unto himself ...

13th September 2008

.....
.....
blitzkrieg says (01:35):
we'll send someone to pick u up
or wait is ur office in isloo or pindi?

. says (01:35):
yea it's in islamabad

blitzkrieg says (01:36):
kis sector mein?

. says (01:36):
g8

blitzkrieg says (01:36):
hmm and u work saturdays too?

. says (01:36):
nope
i donut

blitzkrieg says (01:37):
do u have a hole in ur tummy too? :P

. says (01:37):
:|
erm, the belly button? :/

blitzkrieg says (01:38):
lol no donut :P
like a thru and thru hole

. says (01:39):
oh, hmm, nai

blitzkrieg writes (01:41):


blitzkrieg says (01:41):
khekhekhe

. says (01:42):
:|

blitzkrieg says (01:44):
:D
this looks like a blueberry jelly donot

blitzkrieg says (01:45):
donut*

blitzkrieg says (01:58):
bleh?

. says (01:58):
blah?

.....
.....

. == raptor
blitzkrieg == me

Too much time, too little sleep, too late an hour, a sweet tooth and hard-wired-to-engineer mental circuits

This can potentially happen to you if you're up too late, sleep very less, chatting on googletalk with a friend who's essentially crazy and both of you have spent a big part of your life studying physics, mathematics and computer science ...

May 18th 2008

4:55 AM

I-T: hello

me: hio

I-T: what are you doing up at this godforsaken hour :)

me: trying to go to sleep

I-T: you're feeling sleepy
sleeeeeeeepy
look into the winding lollipop

me: my eyes feel itchy and gritty

4:56 AM

I-T: the red and white twirls inside the winding lollipop

me: hey u accept my request :D

I-T: the lollipop is rotating about a normal drawn out of the plane of the lollipop towards you

me: on facebook please please please please please :D

4:57 AM

I-T: The normal has something to do with the moment of centroid of the lollipop

4:58 AM

I-T: the electromagnetic field around the lollipop can be calculated by summing up the volumes of an infinte number of infinitesmal pie segments of the lollipop

me: okay shuttup :P

4:59 AM

I-T: you're sleepy arent you

me: i am

I-T: The inverted lollip law states that an inverted lollipop tied to a string can be used as a plumbline

5:00 AM

me: not if u have a very determined lolly pop lover attached to it
corollary one says: in that case hte lollipop can be used as a leash

5:01 AM

I-T: In that case by extension it becomes a heavier plumbline
:)

5:05 AM

I-T: If you embed two jellybear arcs on both the right and left sides of a lollipop and wind licorice tubing around the lollipop and pass molten chocolate through it, while the whole arrangement is enclosed within two Chocolate bricks of opposite polarity i.e. Dark and White, the reaction caused by the spinning of the lollipop actuator motor will cause rappie to appear, breakdance and go back to his room.

5:06 AM

me: wow!
there's an addendum to this one as well ....

5:07 AM

me: depending on the level of rappy's level of crankiness, the entire structure can disappear with him between breakdance and 'go back to his room'

5:08 AM

I-T: All the great Celestial bodies were once lollipops -- Arthur C. Clarke

me: hehe
what are u doing up this late waisay?

I-T: Until they had their sticks removed -- Albert Einstein
The milky way was once a chocolate factory -- Mr Higgins [Whats he doing here]

5:09 AM

me: lol

5:10 AM

I-T: Lollipops with sticks is an unnecessary wastage of resources, because in space nothing falls - - Stephen J. Hawking

me: how do sticks relate with falling
and where in lollipop-land are u finidng all tehse enlightening quotes?

5:11 AM

I-T: The answer seems to be simple, you lick the large celestial lollipops until they become smaller dwarf lollipops
"The best quotes here are the ones made up by me" -- The Narrator aka yours truly

5:12 AM

I-T: "I'm sacking you for your arrogance"-- The Narrators Manager
"But I love him" -- The Narrators Managers Daughter
"Thats it wheres my shotgun" -- The Narrators Manager
"Exit Stage left" -- The Narrator

5:13 AM

I-T: "But which way is relative in space" - Thomas Finnigan

me: "we want licorice" -- the stage bunnies

5:14 AM

I-T: "Sorry, A little typo there, hope you didnt publish my last quote, it was more like which way is left in space everything's relative" - Thomas Finnigan
"Bunnies are evil" -- Monty Python

me: "but they hold the secret of licorice" -- the dust bunny

5:15 AM

me: oh man i must sleep i got a headache

I-T: "No candy for you evil bunnies, you've had your share of mischief for one eon" -- Cheif Snuggums Official Bookkeeper of the Order of the Bunny Kickers

5:16 AM

I-T: "You better get to sleep little girl" - Nurse Freda [???]

me: "but knight googaham of the Order of the Bunny Kickers stole all the licorice and ate it in one night ... he had to be pulleyed out of his room afterwards, after removing the ceiling" -- Willikums, diplomat bunny

5:17 AM

I-T: "You lie, they all lie" -- Mongizumoid Head of Legal Affairs of the OBK

me: "and we dont' do mischief, some of our things just randomly explode, take this 5 legged chair for example ... *boom*" -- wonikins, technology bunny

5:18 AM

I-T: "For more information on evil acts commited by bunnies you shall have to watch Monty Python - The search for the Holy Grail" -- The Narrator

5:19 AM 

me: "I'm afraid wonikins will be unavailable till further notice, the explosion of the 5 legged chair has addled with his brain and he thinks he is a flying tortoise" -- winkadins, nurse bunny, gasping for breath while trying to restrain wonikins

addled his*

I-T: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=3951291356

me: time to sleep :) tomorrow is a long day!

5:20 AM

I-T: sure
take care
AH

me: you too
hehe what is this site?

I-T: dunno. It says that bunnies are evil
Anyways I'm off
ciao
AH

5:21 AM

me: sure
AH :)

I-T: Exception Caught : not geeky enough
Handler being INvoked
Send Ack

5:22 AM

I-T: Return Ack timer expired , trying resend Attempt 1 out of 3
Resend Ack

'Chrome-d'

Up till today, or rather yesterday, since I am, as usual, awake at an ungodly hour, chrome brought two things to my mind: fancy bathroom fittings or snazzy alloys that people invest into when they are trying to 'supe up' their cars (i hope that is the right spellings, i remember reading 'soup up' somewhere, but that really reminded me of a soup kitchen serving goulash) ... anyway, today we have a third definition for Chrome (and no i'm not referring to the Chromium alloy). Google has come up with its own web browser, to rival IE and FireFox, and they for some reason only known to them, have christened it Chrome.

I found out about it only today, rather yesterday. And my techie/nerd/geek sensibilities were temporarily bruised by the fact that I didn't find out about it earlier. But then the thought that I wouldn't have to wait for a million or so clicks for it to become available for download cheered me up a little. And i decided to while away the time by reading their pre-launch 'comic' gimmick here. This helped restore my faith in my own geeky prowess as I was able to get almost all of the concepts presented despite the fact that Object Oriented Programming and development is not really my forte and I haven't done any coding in over 2 years! even while at university I chose MATLAB over .NET as early as 4th semester so you can imagine. Anyway once done with the 30 page or so comic, I made my way to the Official Google Blog and resorted to clicking refresh once every 15 minutes for the announcement of Chrome becoming available for download. Which turned up sometime around 1 am our time. It can be downloaded from here. Time to give it a test drive:

1. Download & Install: The download was a surprisingly small 476KB. Turns out you have to be connected to the internet to install. Once you run the 'small' setup, it connects to the net to bring in the rest of the installation files ... hmmm something we're not very fond of. We prefer having the entire setup offline.


2. Interface: Okay I agree its clean and uncluttered and the browser itself doesn't compete for attention with the content it has been instructed to display. All the tabs are on top, which is good, they resize to all fit in the width of the window, which is not-so-good. If you have like 30 tabs open at one time, often several of the same site, you would want to know what EXACTLY each is displaying rather than going through each seperately. Take out the 'favicons' and you'll be left tab switching all day. Compare google tabs to firefox (my previous favourite browser) tabs (click image to enlarge):
   
   
   
   
   Would  be good if we get the *option* of either fitting all the tabs on a single screen or letting them disappear into the unknown space on the right of the window, calling any of em back, when needed, by a mere click of the tiny arrow you see in firefox.
   
    Also, no status bar at the bottom, and no option to display or un-display it. I always go for the display option for the status bar. Otherwise it feels like my web-pages are scrolling up into existance from an uncomfortably deep abyss!
   
   I also cannot remove the weird tool bar that says 'customize links', 'free hotmail', 'windows marketplace' yada yada. I don't like it! I never keep any toolbars in my browser, and I always keep the google toolbar! Time to see if we have a google toolbar set up available for Chrome! Would be funny if they don't *snorts with suppressed laughter*


3. Options: So expand the little arrow next to the blueish-greyish monkey wrench (see the image above) and you will find the option for 'options' (yea, yea I know i'm funny!). Rather amusingly named as 'basic', 'minor tweaks' and 'under the hood', the options sadly donot have that many of just that ... i.e. the options! Oh well can't complain, its pretty simple, i must admit ... but oh WAIT I still don't know how to purge the cache in this one! darn!


4. Functionality, Plugins and Add-Ons: The basic run of the mill stuff is well obviously what works, it won't be a browser otherwise. The URL bar is nice and big, with large text which you can easily see without squinting at it. The minimalistic blue-grey interface is pleasing to look at. I wish the tabs were more to the silver gray side rather than the boring winXP blue.
   
   The search within web-pages function is not as cool as the one in firefox. e.g. firefox also returns results from script windows and other paraphernalia embedded in your webpage, like looking for a word in this post i'm currently writing. Not the case with Chrome. It only searches the parent page and doesn't return results from the embedded content.
   
   I absolutely LOVE the home page that shows your most visited pages and recent bookmarks. Makes it all the more easier to open those 7 AstroEmpire pages (click to enlarge):
   
   
   
   I won't give them marks for the 'awesome bar' that goes through your recently visited pages, bookmarks and history to return results. Firefox came up with it already, but the fact that it takes you to the main page and not to some obscure sub-sub-sub-sub page is good.
   
   And I still don't know what is the status of adding stuff to the basic browser. I for one can't survive without greasemonkey and flashgot on Firefox. How will I run all of those snazzy scripts that let me supe up my AstroEmpires pages? :(


5. Memory Usage: So it claims to open each tab in a seperate process, which is true, and freaks you out a bit the first time you check your task manager:
   
   
   
   So just to test I decided to open my usual 30 or so pages both in firefox and Chrome. I do have trouble managing all the tabs in firefox because the thing gets miserably slow and often hangs or needs to crash and restart in safe mode. Oh and how many times in both IE and firefox you have to end task cuz of one runaway process and mourn the loss of all of your 30 or so painstakingly opened web pages! Chrome so far is working okay ... but I will have to let it run for 2-3 days without so much as a hibernate to see how it fares >:) Here's the memory usage:
   
   Firefox: CPU usage 50, Mem Usage 131,288 K
   Chrome: CPU usage 2, Mem Usage 252, 796 K (cumulative).
   
   I suppose many little processes are better than one mammoth process. And I can feel it, as the response rate of each tab is significantly faster. And now I must stop *@&!*$ my laptop and kill one of these browsers ... or at least 28/30 tabs in firefox ... Chrome still doesn't qualify to run my Astro Empires ... hummph!

Overall Chrome hasn't been disappointing. Coming from someone who bashes her head against the nearest wall some twenty times a day due to a slow system and also persistently refuses to restart it, I think it might do good to the overall health and longivity of my much used and abused laptop. With my prowess not being development and coding and more into requirements gathering and analysis, a skill honed in 2+ years of designing and launching business intelligence applications here at good old P&G, I can't really use its open-sourceness for my benefit without significant time and effort investment, but I hope someone thinks of including a few more 'tweaks' in the package.